{"id":148,"date":"2007-04-28T19:26:47","date_gmt":"2007-04-28T18:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/2007\/04\/28\/pizza-delivery\/"},"modified":"2007-04-28T19:26:47","modified_gmt":"2007-04-28T18:26:47","slug":"pizza-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/2007\/04\/28\/pizza-delivery\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, anyways, during my state of lucid thinking, it dawned to me, something about pizzas. You know how in the rest of developed world (so that excludes Croatia), when you telephone order a pizza, you do not have to pay for it if delivery took more than 30 minutes. So here is the question: why does the pizza boy deliver it at all? I am certain that he has a watch, or a stopwatch set on 30 minutes, and on his way to you it starts buzzing. Why not just stop right there, open up the box, and munch away and share with a random person that happens to pass near by. He ain&#8217;t getting any cash for it, might as well eat it. Hm?<\/p>\n<p>Daemon, out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, anyways, during my state of lucid thinking, it dawned to me, something about pizzas. You know how in the rest of developed world (so that excludes Croatia), when you telephone order a pizza, you do not have to pay for it if delivery took more than 30 minutes. So here is the question: why&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nivas.hr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}